By day, front-end developer / designer (the designer side is super-impractical, as evidenced by desire to implement an invisible responsive navigation toggle (to the Invisi-Toggle!…[KA-BOOOM]…dang it!).

By night, Hollywood (MD) (lub)dubstep musician A Boy Named Su, known for using such obscure instruments as the Cellotron (supersardonic robot programmed by supervillain Pachelbel to bore the world to death with infinite loops).

Off to the Code Cave (like the Bat Cave, only 30x broodier)! Up, up, & away! Stand back, please…No, a little further…